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Fantasy Football

“Your Whole Life is a Fantasy Camp.”-Jerry to Kramer

About 10 years ago, I got into Fantasy Football.  No one knows this, but I actually invented fantasy sports at a church lock-in in the early 90’s.  We called it “card basketball” where we would pick players cards and see who could come up with the best team statistically.  If I had stuck with it….well, that’s a story for another day.  Anyway, I spent my bachelor party participating in our first(maybe second) fantasy football draft.  All I know is Kenny Hanna took Warrick Dunn, a rookie at the time, with the fourth overall pick.  Ironically, rookie Peyton Manning wasn’t even drafted, but I did pick him up late in the season and he lead me to the title.  The next season I had to pick between him and Kurt Warner on who to keep.  Let’s just say, I made a poor decision and compounded it by trading Randy Moss for David Boston and a kicker.  All the seasons are running together so I’m not sure if both these horrendous decisions were made in the same season or not.  I rarely finish in the middle.  I’m either first, second, or last.  I guess I got a little Ricky Bobby in me.  This year, I’m participating in 6 fantasy football leagues.  2 are with strangers on ESPN, and the other 4 are with people I know.  Laugh all you want, but I know a guy who had to report over $15,000 in fantasy football income one year on his taxes.  Granted, I’m not in any “money leagues” because all the guys still owe me from year one.  Most of the time you can’t tell how good a team is gonna be by their draft(especially if your top 2 RB’s and first 2 picks go down with injuries within the first 3 weeks not that I’m still bitter, Larry Johnson and Deuce McCalister) so any hopeful feelings must be kept in check.  After the first 4 drafts I am fairly pleased.  When you somehow get Adrian Petersen with the third pick then maybe it’s okay to starta hoping.  I can honestly say I have followed my gameplan in each one to a T.  I’ve got two more drafts coming up.  I actually have 4 spots left in a keeper league I’m doing on ESPN.  If you have no clue what that last sentence means then please don’t respond.  I won’t take the time to explain how Fantasy Football works, but I will close with an illustration of how it affects the way you watch the game.  In season 1 of the former SWU Flukes League, my roommate, Clark Camp, and I ordered Sunday Ticket from DirectTV so we could follow our fantasy players.  During week 1 we found ourselves watching the Seattle Seahawks beat someone 30-0.  I think we watched the whole 4th quarter of that game because if they got the shutout then Matt Rampey was going to win his matchup that week.  I will say I don’t miss doing all the scoring on a spreadsheet while reading the box scores from USA Today.  Two computer crashes wiped out the history of our league, but now, thanks to the internet, I can relive every heart wrenching moment from my online leagues.  If not for Patrick Jeffers, I would have been a back to back champion those first 2 years.  He scored 3 TD’s for the Panthers to give Aaron Rampey the title and then never scored another TD in his career due to injury.  Not that anyone is keeping score.

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So, I should probably change the name of this blog to monthly dose of Heath. Sorry, I just haven’t felt like writing. Well, I did blog for an hour one night about the presidential candidates, but my computer locked up(bet a Mac never did that) and I think that bummed me out. So, I’m back and here’s what’s up.
1. Gotta be at the church in about 7 hours for the pancake breakfast/yardsale. I’m having deja vu. Hope it’s as good as the one in April in Central.
2. Halloween is better when you have kids. Just think, you have people getting candy for you. All you have to do is get em a costume. Sign me up again!
3. Some guys up the street were running around with chainsaws. Needless to say, Halloween is different when you live in a neighborhood and not in the middle of nowhere.
4. NBA 2k8 is the exact same as last year. If you’re in the paint, you miss every time. I traded it in for Guitar Hero 3.
5. My mom was up last weekend for a nice visit. I’ve been homesick since she left.
6. I gotta be honest. I don’t think Books A Million has a million books. Plus, I don’t think people are reading. We’re buying books because we have book shelves at home that we have to fill. We don’t want to look like a moron with an empty book shelf. Come on. We all know we’re not reading any of them.
7. My fantasy football teams are horrible. Plain horrible. I don’t think my basketball team is going to be much better. As long as I beat Timmy in both, I’ll be fine.
8. I’m preaching Sunday. God is really opening my mind to His word right now. I am getting deeper and seeing how things connect so much better than I used to. Plus, I’m using a Mr. Bean clip which leads me to…
9. If you like Mr. Bean, then you have to get the Whole Bean which includes every episode of the TV show. I laughed so hard watching them today. (I was looking for my clip so it was work.) Rowan Atkinson is a comic genius. I first saw him on my flight to London in 95. By the way, Palmer, tell Prince Charles I said hello. Give him my best.
10. Taking the girls to see BEE movie next week. Their first theater trip. I’m more excited than they are. Then, Seinfeld season 9 comes out on DVD the next week. “Starting Now!”
11. Didn’t think I’d have eleven things to say.
12. Is it bad that I go to work every Monday hoping my pastor will give me a rematch at Madden after our staff meeting. Do you know how awesome two person staff meetings are?
13. Hope to go the Sixers home opener tomorrow night.
14. Going to see Rob Bell in Philly with Adam Jones(yes, that Adam Jones), Dan Riddle, and Brian Dalbow. Should be good.
15. Off to bed. God Bless you all!

When a Wesleyan Pastor Can’t Sleep

Ever feel like this?

I’ll be honest. I don’t know that I necessarily have anything important to say, but it is 3:34 am and I can’t sleep. I started getting a head cold on Saturday and have felt kinda yucky all weekend. There’s a busy week ahead with our grand re-opening of our youth center on Friday night. The floor needs to be painted and the room needs to be decorated. I have an idea of the look I’m trying to achieve so it’s exciting. I’m hoping I can get all of this done so I can play golf on Thursday. I am addicted to this game once again and found a nice cheap set and putter the other day that I’m interested in. My problem is I’m terrible and am just getting used to my clubs again. My putting has been tremendous, but it’s the other 80 or so shots that kill my score. I started hitting the ball better than I ever have at the end of my last round so I’m anxious to get out. I will probably always be the worst Wesleyan pastor golfer on the planet.  The last time we played threw off my whole schedule for the week [Read more…] about When a Wesleyan Pastor Can’t Sleep

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