5. The words “Jennifer Lopez” appear in the opening credits.
4. You talked to everyone about this movie and no one knew anything about it.
3. It’s on local Channel 12-2 in the Triad area of North Carolina.
2. ____________________(insert name of person who is famous for being famous) said they “loved it.”
1. They rewrite over 70 years of history by giving Superman a son.
What did I leave out?
In case you wanted to know, there are two types of mainstream movies banned at my house: Anything with Jennifer Lopez and Rocky 5.
#6 – The director is Michael Bay or George Lucas.
I will forgive you this one transgression.