1. Saw a lady with a stubble goatee yesterday. She was very friendly. Hope I didn’t stare.
2. While at Sea World we saw a lady wearing pants that said “Brazil” on the rear. Karen said,”I didn’t realize Brazil was so big.”
3. Drake likes stealing my glasses. I’m surprised he can lift them.
4. How come Mr. Clean always shows up when the husband is not home? He better not be taking his bald head to my house when I ain’t there.
5. I saw Ric Flair jump through a table last night. Yes, I did jump out of my chair.
6. I found out “No country for Old Men” is not a comedy but the sequel “No Country for Grumpy Old Men” will be.
7. Is there a Christian holiday that is not being stolen by the world? I can believe people would think Santa is the reason for Christmas, but the Easter Bunny? Come on! Hey, we are going to start a new holiday called “Jesus Day.” I’m sure someone would find a way to hijack it as well.
8. Why won’t my friend’s wife let him name his son Thor?
9. If you’ve never attended a fantasy draft, you need to find one to watch. It is both funny and sad on so many levels. Won’t be long before these things are televised.
10. It just doesn’t feel like March Madness even though 3 Philly area schools are in. Here’s hoping I dominate the brackets like I usually do.